September 19th, 2010 
lmichellebaker 
Posted in (to be sung to the tune of the Wizard of Oz)
We’re just back from the Redskins’
Very first win of the year.
We hear there is a brand new coach
But he won’t be here next year.
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If ever oh ever an owner there was,
It’s not Dan Snyder just because
Because because because because BECAUSE…
He had more money than Cooke.
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Now we’re off to see the Redskins
Win for the next time this fall.
We hear the Texans have Matt Leinart
But he hasn’t tossed just one ball
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If ever oh ever a record there was,
You’ll beat it for sure while playing us
Because because because because BECAUSE
We got stuck with Albert Haynesworth.
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Congrats to our QB
The Eagle’s Donovan McNabb.
He hasn’t had a TD yet
But we don’t mind that at Gab.
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If ever oh ever a player there was,
Number 5 is one just because
Because because because because BECAUSE
He hasn’t been injured just yet.
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Pulling the Defense together
Is our own London Fletcher
He’s the bomb on the field
And nobody else can play better
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If ever oh ever a captain there was,
The Broil is one just because
Because because because because BECAUSE
He’s gonna grill up a steer!!
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Go Skins!!! HTTR
